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C’mon, Billy
C’mon Billy, Come to me, You know I’m waiting, I love you endlessly, C’mon Billy, You’re the only one… These mania-infused…
Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
Finally, a list without Jimmy Carter.
A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
Here are A Few Ruthless Movie Villains. Villains have been part of movies since their inception. We love them, we love…
Barbie (2023)
Full disclosure: I love Greta Gerwig. Lady Bird makes me ugly-cryface with gratitude every time I watch it. Her version of…
RANTS
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Elf (2003)
Read more: Elf (2003)Will Ferrell was a human who was dropped on his head at birth and delivered by mistake to the North Pole. He was subsequently raised by elves and worked in Santa’s workshop. Ferrell, of course, because of his extensive brain damage thought that he was an elf and just could not understand why he didn’t…
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
Read more: Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined ChristmasSeveral times while watching the Ron Howard-directed How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I found myself wondering, “Who is this even for?” At 105 minutes, it’s a bit on the long side for kids small enough to actually enjoy.
THE ABC’s
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The ABC’s of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)
Read more: The ABC’s of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)Having just survived a year of multiple ER visits, stomach-churning injuries, multiple Cronenberg-squicky exams and, most recently, a gnarly hernia surgery I am recovering from as I pound out this screed…
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The ABC’s of Christmas
Read more: The ABC’s of ChristmasAlcohol– Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest holiday of the year, so you can get hammered with a minimum of repercussions. Raise a glass…to Baby Jesus. Bonus–The Christmas…
MOVIES
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The Shipping News (2001)
Read more: The Shipping News (2001)That’s the basic story and it’s a bit rickety to begin with, but as it is fleshed out it crumbles.
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The Door in the Floor (2004)
Read more: The Door in the Floor (2004)I highly recommend you get off your well-fed asses and watch it.
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The Doom Generation
Read more: The Doom GenerationAs an example of all the cinematic terror unleashed by Tarantino in the 1990s, no film approached this atrocity in terms of pure incompetence.
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Donnie Darko
Read more: Donnie DarkoWhat I find most interesting about Donnie Darko is that the sub plot is a hell of a lot stronger than the actual plot.
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Don’t Say a Word
Read more: Don’t Say a WordDon’t Say a Word is wigidy wigidy wigidy whack.
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Dogville (2003)
Read more: Dogville (2003)Why on earth anyone would ever cast Jeremy Davies in anything is beyond me. The man is unfit as a human, much less an actor.
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Read more: Dodgeball: A True Underdog StoryBut pushed I was, as Dodgeball managed to be even worse than I expected.
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Distant (Uzak)
Read more: Distant (Uzak)It is essentially a silent film with less dialogue than even Rambo III.
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HOME OF THE BRAVE
Read more: HOME OF THE BRAVEFuck J. Edgar Hoover. In a nation teeming with pricks, assholes, scoundrels, bastards, and SOBs, no one has been worse.
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